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SBoonin’: Waking up disoriented with your arm around an empty bottle of Boone’s Farm.

Rolodix: Your cell phone booty call list.

Green-up: A post-sbender period in which a body demands traditionally “healthy” food, but will settle for fried if no vegetables are available.

Fire Fly-by-Nights: Hallucinogenic night terrors that follow an excessive intake of sweet tea vodka.

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Updates on our ever-changing vernacular.

Manslide: 1.) The sordid aftermath of a manvalanche 2.) When an assemblage of your former trysts are spotted engaging one another in conversation. Duck and cover, girls. Duck and cover.

Layover: A man of the interim, to tide you over until something more substantial comes along.

Rock and Roll Blue Balls: Pressure build-up in your heart and groin during long stints of ho-hum live shows. Recently discovered cures: Magnifico! aboard a party barge and/or two days at Fun Fun Fun Fest.

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Manvalanche: When all of the boys you're interested in show up to the same social gathering. (Via Sweaty Updo)

Himbo: A male bimbo. (Via Shelley)

Carmageddon: Mopac or I-35 between the hours of 4:15 and 6:45 p.m.

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Updates on our ever-changing vernacular.


Deja boo: The distinct feeling that you've dated this guy before.

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Language is constantly evolving. Since lazy ol' Uncle Webster's only updates his data bank once a year, it's left up to the dutiful stewards of So Like Yeah to keep abreast of integral words and phrases, and imagineer others when needed.

Sbender: A rakish, multi-day state of drunkeness that results in the siphoning of your bank account through bar tabs.

Hairanoia: The persistent fear of running into your stylist after breaking down and brutally self-trimming your bangs. (Via Arielle)

Barsenal: The bar portfolio you've cultivated before entering a new relationship. By having established haunts expressed in romance's early stages, you'll safegaurd yourself against the division of assets (bars) post-break up. You don't want to be stuck sipping tall boys at Barfly's and Mugshots while he's tycooning it up at Liberty.

A Hot Thomas: A really hot guy with a fatal flaw (i.e., "A damn shame").

Armchair macking: Getting a younger, more energetic friend to scout out the scene at a bar, club, etc., then texting you with results. Depending on how good a friend this person is, you either stay on the couch or Febreze yourself and hit the town.