Language is constantly evolving. Since lazy ol' Uncle Webster's only updates his data bank once a year, it's left up to the dutiful stewards of So Like Yeah to keep abreast of integral words and phrases, and imagineer others when needed.
Sbender: A rakish, multi-day state of drunkeness that results in the siphoning of your bank account through bar tabs.
Hairanoia: The persistent fear of running into your stylist after breaking down and brutally self-trimming your bangs. (Via Arielle)
Barsenal: The bar portfolio you've cultivated before entering a new relationship. By having established haunts expressed in romance's early stages, you'll safegaurd yourself against the division of assets (bars) post-break up. You don't want to be stuck sipping tall boys at Barfly's and Mugshots while he's tycooning it up at Liberty.
A Hot Thomas: A really hot guy with a fatal flaw (i.e., "A damn shame").
Armchair macking: Getting a younger, more energetic friend to scout out the scene at a bar, club, etc., then texting you with results. Depending on how good a friend this person is, you either stay on the couch or Febreze yourself and hit the town.
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