First World Problems

I'm boycotting SATC2, but this review from one of my favorite alt-weeklies says everything I'd want to say if I did see it. Such as:

"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls."

 

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Meat Grief

I was going to try to come up with something clever, but no, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross is applicable here.

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

Total time: 4 1/2 minutes.

Execute Artist

The folks at Channel 101 are doing some very cool things with the video series Everything. Interesting concepts, short enough for modern attention spans.

via College Humor

Noah Kalina

Harsh Realms pt. 145

Florida, you never cease to amaze me. Only a former crackhead-turned-politician would propose something like this. Yeah, go after the small business owners! Go after those criminals at Grateful J's Grateful Deadhead Shop! They're practically begging you to smoke crack.

When bongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongs? 

A weapon in the hand of a beautiful woman

Niki de Saint Phalle, curio.

Intimidation as an art form. I'm with it.