
I always suspected that Palm Beach County is a terrifying place where no love can grow, and now I have proof. Yes! A teeny tiny kitten was discovered to have rabies last week and now a bunch of folks are getting treated to prevent their brains from becoming, eh, gooeyish.
That’s right. Forget everything you thought you knew about good and evil and wrap your mind around this: You can no longer trust KITTENS, because the sweetest, most splendidly cuddly, puffs of joy on the planet might try to rip your jugular out with their precious little teeth. Thanks to this delightful tidbit, the county is going on a spree to wipe out the rest of the stray cat colony. An act that I only support if the kittens have learned how to use samurai swords.