"Sooo, I gotta tell you something. I was a wizard."
Oh. Ok, like D&D?
"And I was also in prison."
Wow. Ok. For something ... wizard-related?
"Aaaand since we're being honest, it's a horrifying jungle of man and lady parts down there. I've had a couple surgeries but the doctors are still sorting it out."
Classic. Am I right?
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I'm feeling pretty normal these days. Thanks for the reinforcement.
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