Nowhere is apocalyptic foreshadowing as blatant as it is in Florida (also known as the Nation’s Urethra.) This evening one of our SoFla gals called me in a panic.
“I was driving down the road and I heard a radio commercial for vaginal rejuvenation surgery, then I looked up and saw a billboard that says ‘Need a Hip?’” Her concerns here were multi-fold: “First, I’m being told that I need surgery to tighten up my labia. Next I’m being sold body parts on billboards. I’d really like to go to Europe before Earth implodes.”
Thanks, Florida. You are the canary in the coal mine.
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