No more loitering around traditional Austin hot spots (plasma centers, the dice section of the Dragon's Lair, foreclosed roadside taco shacks) for this girl. Now when I want to get hit on, I'm going straight to church!
It seems that in God's house, everyone's a hottie -- especially for sex-starved spiritual leaders. You could probably improve on the odds of advancement (currently 1 in 33 for female churchgoers) by flashing a little cleavage and wearing a big hat. The combination is like clergy kryptonite.
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