Thursday, September 17, 2009

Uncool, bro. Uncool.



Put on your imagination hat and envision the most frightening thing that could ever happen to you.
Take your time; this is your waking terror.
It would probably involve: you in the safety of your bed, snakes, and talon-like evolutionary mutations. Right guys?
Dean Qiongxiu agrees! "I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," then she understandably killed it with a shoe. Yep,the snake grew an arm with a talon claw. What's left of the pre-autopsied corpse is shown above.

Is this article true? Probably not. Will it haunt me forever? Certainly.

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