According to tourism futurologist Dr Ian Yeoman, in oncoming decades pleasure travel is going to get hot. Robot sex hot.
Yes! While you've been holding out hope for hover boards, flying cars, and machines that magically make snacks materialize upon request, Dr. Yeoman is taking the futuristic path less traveled. He believes that within our lifetimes we'll be able to order up some robot prostitution in germ-free hotel rooms.
More depressing than the nether regions of Yeoman's mind is certainly the mental image accompanying the phrase "robot prostitution." It conjures up a rickety robot with a pink, faux-bunny stole wrapped around its shoulders while it monophonically bleeps out phrases like "let. me. turn. you. on." On the bright side, your no-good, lazy, do-nothing Roomba could finally start pitching into the family budget.
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