Ringers in Next Season's Adult Softball League

SXSW. The Chronicle. KOOP. All will fall victim to the newest addition to ASL: The Highly Evolved Robots of Bro-town.
Steal a base and they'll sever your tendons with their meticulously accurate LASER beams. Talk shit and they'll use the Matrix of Leadership to breath life into your smartphone and turn its loyalties. They will battle foes with unyielding resolve and leave only a pile of perfectly dismantled bones in their wake. The Chronicle, however, will still have better uniforms. Season 2010 is going to be great.