Tuesday, November 10, 2009

So Like Lexicon



Updates on our ever-changing vernacular.

Manslide: 1.) The sordid aftermath of a manvalanche 2.) When an assemblage of your former trysts are spotted engaging one another in conversation. Duck and cover, girls. Duck and cover.

Layover: A man of the interim, to tide you over until something more substantial comes along.

Rock and Roll Blue Balls:
Pressure build-up in your heart and groin during long stints of ho-hum live shows. Recently discovered cures: Magnifico! aboard a party barge and/or two days at Fun Fun Fun Fest.

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